Oddities, Profundities, Profanities and Dad Stuff

Author: Justin Matthews (Page 33 of 76)

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Poetry Tuesday, back to normal?

douglas adams inspired "Hitch hikers guid...

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Hello folks.  I am sure at least 1 of you is awaiting he next part of my series about our move, but you will be waiting until tomorrow.  I have decided that I am going to try and stick to my previous posting schedule.  That means, Monday’s off, Tuesday- Poetry, Wednesday-Thursday and Friday will be miscellaneous and Saturday will return to fiction.  If you noticed, Friday will only be SAHD here and there, I am working on a dedicated SAHD site.  Stay tuned for details.

So, in keeping with that and trying to fight another migraine, I give you a short poem that is incredibly silly.

It was inspired by the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, (see pic over there) if you haven’t read it you are missing out.  Go find it on Amazon and use my affiliate link.  Anyway early on in the book the heros encounter the Vogons.  Nasty creatures with the worst poetry in the universe.  The first poem in the book starts with “Oh Freddled Gruntbuggly…” and goes on from there.

Mine is not that bad, but, like I said, silly.  So, sit back, don’t panic, and enjoy “Ode to an Armpit”
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Behold the Barbie Graveyard…

Sometimes it is really interesting what happens when you give a 3 year old a camera and tell her to go to town.  You get pictures of closets, fish tanks, pictures on the wall, nearly full episodes of Scooby Doo,  and sometimes, Crime Scene Photos.

click photos for full size image.  If you have a weak stomach, you may want to look away…

If you have any information as to the perpetrators of this horrible Barbie murder scene please let us know!  I think it is hilarious what kids will take a picture of.  Sometimes they come up with really great things from their shorter point of view.

Give a kid a camera, and see what they come up with.  Sometimes you will be surprised what catches their interest.

Any Thoughts???  Please comment.

-Justin

PS I am working on a new stay at home dad survival guide, if there are any specific things that could be addressed let me know.

More Reviewing from this Blogger

Hello Folks.  Today I bring you another review of not only a site, but some social media as well!  I was contracted to take a look at Infinity DISH.  They are the largest retailer of DISH Network service in North America.  They are always seeking subscribers to their services and now they are expanding into the social media realm.

Infinity DISH is now online at http://www.infinitydish.com as well as on Twitter at Infinity DISH Facebook and on Facebook at DISH TV Twitter.

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