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Category: Observations (Page 20 of 24)

I’m not taking your @#^$ing survey!

I know it is not just me but have you noticed an abundance of surveys EVERYWHERE lately?  I for one am getting tired of it.  This constant need for companies to find out what you think has entered the annoying.  This sounds almost like a rant that would be good over at http://cantankerousoldcoots.com, but today, it is here!

This survey thing is not new.  I have been bugged for the past few years with them.  The first ones were the phone surveys.  They call you up and ask you to rate your last visit to X.  Sometimes I answer these when it has to do with the hospital and my daughter.  It was however one of these surveys that prompted this post.  They called for my wife and I really don’t know what they wanted but I told him she would never be available.  In hindsight, that was probably mean but he was a douche on the phone.

Now they have surveys to win gift cards on damn near ever receipt that you can get.  Most of them are longer than the receipt itself.  I bought a bike tire and a donut at Walmart yesterday and the receipt was 14 inches long.  Ridiculous.  A waste of my time and the paper it is printed on.  Like I really have time to call you up and answer inane questions for the 1 in a million chance that I can get a $50 gift card.

I did call one on a receipt from PetsMart the other day for a coupon so that I could get a free fish, and then I proceeded to lose the receipt.  I knew I shouldn’t have bothered.

The other thing that is really pissing me off lately is the pop up or lightbox surveys that come up at what seems like every damn website that is not a blog!  I am so annoyed with certain companies that do this that I don’t even go to their website anymore.  It just seems like every time you turn on a site, there is a box of varying size begging you to complete your survey.

Even at Disneyland they want you to complete a survey.  My wife signed up and I thought “Ok not too bad”.  That was in the first part of October last year.  Last week the survey came into my email box.  I had forgotten about it so I clicked into the survey.  It didn’t take very long but it was a huge whine about why we hadn’t been back to Disneyland since we left in October!  I don’t know about you, but my kids would live to go to Disneyland every month.  There is just no way to afford that!

Which brings me to the online, “Get paid to take survey’s” scams.  I have signed up for several “reputable” companies that you have seen and or heard about on TV.  Not just infomercials, shows like the NBC Nightly News and the like.  Here is the thing and the reason I have dumped most of them from my inbox lately.  I can’t seem to find ANY of their surveys I “Qualify” for.

I have taken the time to fill out all of their information, all of the demographic stuff which brings the “you have a new survey” emails.  When I click into the survey it gets about 6 questions into the thing and gives me the “Were sorry but you aren’t good enough for your opinion to count” message.  I have begun to think that they only want the information from the first of the survey and that is how they get out of paying.  Cheap corporate bastards.

So, if you are out there and you like taking surveys, go for it.  If you are working with online paid surveys, go for it, you can have my share.  If you are a company and need to have a survey to figure out how people like your stuff, maybe you are not paying as much attention to your customers as you should be.

I have run a couple of surveys in the past on here and have had very minimal response.  The only reason I can figure out why there are so many surveys out there is so that the .75% that actually get answered have at least some value to advertisers.

I for one am tired of the surveys.

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Thanks for reading!

-Justin

The Pit of Despair: Redux

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Last post I reported on the state of my desk and its designation as the pit of despair.  Well apparently the pit has become some sort of black hole and the spring cleaning by has hit my wife.  Yesterday, we (read she) decided that every room needed to be gutted, rearranged and cleaned.  I guess I should just be glad that we didn’t have to paint the walls.

During this frenzy of cleanliness, everything seems to be moving.  Because of that I decided we have too many pieces of furniture for the space we have.  Some things are being combined, some moved altogether.  That is the case for the pit of despair, er my desk.  I have moved down a level and this seems to be my new home.  It still has some of the advantages of the other spot, fairly central, can see the kids, but it is lower.  and bigger.  and it makes our living room not look like a pile of paper and crap.

So, much like a black hole, the Pit of Despair has moved.  And that vacuum over there, well that is what I would like to do with ours so I didn’t have to use it.  Too bad we have hardwood floors.

Now I want to hear from all of you.  What do you do for spring cleaning?  How extensive do you go?  just this weekend we have started a total “Garage Ectomy” that includes a complete overhaul.  This would not be so bad if not for the fact that our garage is our storage unit.  And that storage unit was poorly packed in July of last year.  And many of the boxes are deteriorating.  And the place is a disaster.

But we need to clean out the garage, so we can clean out the toys, so we can clean out the kids room and rearrange the bedroom situation.  Twitch Twitch.  Anyway, what do you do for spring cleaning?

Let me know.

Justin

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Poetry Tuesday: The Silence

Hello all.  I have another poem for you, this othne is newer but still been around a bit.

 

Remember the special Talk Like a Pirate Day Podcast will be Monday!  If you would like to join in on some talking like a pirate fun, I will be recording part of the podcast via skype on Friday the 16 at 5 PM Eastern time, that is 3 my time.  If you would like to join in, email me at justin@justinsbrainpan.com and we will set it up.

 

Enjoy the Poem, see you tomorrow.

 

Dark Clouds the Horizon yields,

A storm brews in my soul.

Torment and anguish twist themselves

Round me like Iron Bands.

A storm builds – explosion eminent.

Can my spirit survive the onslaught?

Will I be extinguished?

Will my life’s light be snuffed out

Like so many candles in the wind?

So Fragile, so strong at the same time

Can this inner torment be quelled?

Is there a balm for this pain?

Can Music save my soul,

Or am I ever Damned to silence,

And Pain in the void…

Is there light in a melody

That I can harness into a feeling?

Only time will tell,

Until then, I search…..

I am a kid in the Blogistan Candy Shoppe

You can get on the internet just about anywhere now.  You can read blogs and write blogs and comment.  It is so cool it’s not even funny.  There is so much information out there that it can be overwhelming and daunting.

I feel like a kid in the candy shoppe when I look around and try to figure out what it is that I want to read, watch, listen to, or write.  There are so many possibilities.  Is it podcasts?  Is it the latest TV show? Is it fiction? Is it technical? or is it about real people doing real things.  When  it comes down to it, it is all about us, the subjects of Blogistan doing real things and boosting each other up.

So I have a question for all of you out there in Blogistan (ruled by the Evil Prince Dave Doolin).

What is it you like to reach for in the Candy Shoppe?  What do you go for first in a world filled with wonderful things?

And a Second only slightly less important question: What would you like to see more of on this site?  I’ll tell you now, video is probably not going to happen.  I am seriously considering audio though.  How do transcripts of posts sound? Or would each recording need to be original?

Please let me know what you all think out there.  The community must be served.

Thanks in advance and with flourishing bows,

Your humble vassal,

Justin

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