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Pirates, Cantankerousness, and a great birthday weekend

You know once in a great while I get a good post that I just have to copy to or from this blog to or from the coots.  Today is one of those.  Enjoy!

International Talk Like a Pirate Day
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If you start thinking about pirates what comes to mind?  Those fools in Somalia that may be effective but ultimately are hunted by every Navy in the world including the British, French and the Good Old USA and then shot with pinpoint accuracy in high seas by the greatest fighting force the world has ever known?  Or do you think (as you should) about the so called Golden Age of Pirates, that time between 1650 and 1750 when pirates and privateers ravaged the Spanish fleets, all for gold stolen from the indigenous peoples of America.

That era holds a romance and fascination for this Coot that is for sure.  That is why this weekend will be so fun.  Today is my birthday as Ralph has so pointed out on Wednesday in this post, but contrary to his opinion the big celebration this weekend is for International Talk Like a Pirate Day!  If you have never heard of TLAPD, now is the time to amend your ways.  It is a day to celebrate pirates, and most things pirate.

Look at it this way, Pirates really were bad people.  Rape Pillage and Plunder was their Modus Operandi and stealling other peoples ships is not very nice.  But then again it was the Spanish….but I digress.  Many pirates were larger than life characters with reputations that would never hold up today with a quick google search and the AP following their every move on sattelite.  But over 300 years ago stories were spun and fear grew from the exploits of a few men.

Fast forward to a time where these stories are all that is left.  A time when Hollywood was just getting started and needed stories to capture imaginations.  Stars were born and pirates were movie stars.  See the Sea Hawk or Captain Blood with Errol Flynn, they are still great adventures.  Walt Disney loved pirates so much he made a whole ride dedicated to them.  And then came Treasure Island.  A movie based on Robert Louis Stevenson‘s book (go read it if you have not, it is great and the movie barely does it justice) that truly defined an imaginary world of pirates that we have all fallen in love with.

It was Robert Newton who played Long John Silver that has perpetuated much of how we think pirates were in the past.  They may have been nothing like that but here we are now and pirates are cool.  Look at the success Disney had with the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, movies based on a freaking amusement park ride!  People love them so much they had to modify the ride to fit the movie that was based on the ride!

But that brief and only partially accurate history brings us to two guys who had a screw loose and decided not to tighten it but to talk like pirates on an international holiday.  John “ol Chumbucket” Baur and Mark “Capn Slappy” Summers created this fantastic lunacy and I have been celebrating faithfully for 5 years now.

Here is your assignment for this weekend.  Go watch a pirate movie.  Wear something black and Talk like a Pirate on Sunday!  It is a bunch of fun.  There are phrases and helpful hints over on the pirate guys website http://talklikeapirate.com.  Spend some time there, download some songs, especially Tom Smith’s talk like a pirate day anthem.  Oh and use this google address: http://www.google.com/webhp?hl=xx-pirate&q=&oe=UTF-8&tab=dw it will make google speak pirate at you…it’s pretty cool.

Be a pirate this weekend, you can be truly Cantankerous as a saltly sea dog!  Now I just have to figure out how to teach Sunday School in Pirate….

-Justin

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I know where you can stick those Resolutions…

English: New Year's Resolutions postcard
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Hello, Good day and Happy New Year!  I hope everyone is recovered from the weekend parties and is ready to get back to work today.  My wife had to work at the hospital yesterday, the 1st, and she said there were an amazing amount of people who were there because of headaches and dehydration.   Why?  Drinking.  The truth is they were looking for Dr. Excused work notes.  Silly people.

Anyway today is a big day for posts about Resolutions and things that will be going on in the new year.  I have decided that I am not going to do that.  First of all, it is boring to you all, and it doesn’t really do anything but feed my tiny ego anyway.  So I am not going to list my resolutions here.

What I am going to tell you is that this blogging experiment that I started 2 years ago is awesome.  I still love to write and maintain it even if I haven’t been very good doing it last year.  I am going to be working hard at it again, just like I did 2 years ago, growing and building this site and my online business.

If there are any real people out there actually reading this dribble, there will be more.  As for resolutions, How many of you are planning on pretending to fix your life this year?  I am not going to pretend, I am going to do.  That is all for today, please join in a discussion below in the comments or shoot me an email with all of the things that I am doing wrong or you think that I could or should change.

I probably wont listen but it is worth a shot.  Finally, Go Broncos!  It has been a long time since they have made the playoffs.  Are they going to make the Superbowl?  Not a chance.  And that is coming from a fan who lived through 3 dismal Superbowls and the ’80’s edition of the team.  I have been there a long time with my butt firmly attached to the bandwagon.  With screws and Liquid Nails.  Probably some duct tape as well.

Have a good one.

-Justin

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Tech is good but so is Grease…

If you have been reading this blog for long you may have picked up that there is quite the dichotomy to my life.  I like so many different things, from medieval weapons, to the fur trade of the 1800’s and the mountain men, to sourdough cooking, to car repair, to fishing, to computers and web stuff.

For all of the things that the internet is, it is wonderful.  I love technology, and the web, and my blog, and my laptop, and….well you get the idea.  But the other day I was reminded how much I like grease.

I had to rebuild my tiller motor so that A. It will run, and B. So I could start it.  There is something immensely satisfying in taking something that will not run very well and making it work.  There is some of that satisfaction when you are playing with code, but code doesn’t smell like exhaust when it works right.

Maybe it was just spring fever.  I love to be outside.  Maybe it is because I need to get my garden in.  Maybe the fishing bug has bit rather hard again and I need to get the garden in so I can go fishing.  I am not too sure, but I do know that there is not much better than some manual labor in the spring.  Outside, tearing down equipment with hand tools.  I can feel the chest hair growing even now.

How about you all?  What gets you out from in front of the computer and into the real world?

I’d love to hear it, comments are open below

-Justin

Return of the Bogue…

Hey everyone.  Have you heard this before?  Does anyone even care?

No Tears for the Creatures

No Tears for the Creatures (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Well I do believe that you will be treated to some new posts.  SAHD Friday, Poetry Tuesday…meanderings from my brain the rest of the week.  Saturday Fiction may even come back.

Today, I wanted to go on about something that I think I have hit before, the amount of input the world gives us.  Right now, there are 2 TV’s showing stuff to the kids and I am listening to a podcast while typing this.  How much is too much?  Where do we draw the line, and how can we manage this whole electronic life that we are or have created.

I for one am trying to figure out how to read all of the things on the internet, read all of the emails (or just delete the things), and listen to all of the podcasts that are keeping me from recording my own.  You see, there are plans, then there are implementation.  Some things you just have to push delete, or shut off.  I unplugged the TV and took the cord the other day, just to get the kids to stop watching the damn thing.

I read an email the other day by the wonderful Johnny B. Truant, where he is trying to help people be “legendary”.  You can click HERE to join his email list and get your own manifesto, “How to Be Legendary.”  It is great but not the focus of this post. Continue reading

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