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A Cold for Christmas

Common cold

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You know it doesn’t seem to matter the year, I always end up getting a cold around Christmas time.  I don’t know if it is because of the cold air and being outside, or if it because my kids are bringing germs home from school or because my wife is bringing home stuff from work.  The ER is a dirty, dirty place.

Whatever the reason, I seem to get the cold.  Sometimes I get a cold a bit earlier and hope that Christmas will be spared, but no, yesterday I woke up with a great head cold.  Maybe it will go away by Saturday night, but then again, maybe not.

The worst part of this, I have several gifts to finish making, and that will require more time out in the garage which is only a few degrees warmer than the outside.  I know you are thinking “Get a heater you dolt.”  and I would, except I can’t seem to find it since we moved.

So what to do…..shut your piehole Justin, take some vitamin C and get your presents finished.

How do you folks deal with colds during the holiday’s??

We will discuss it in the comments and then during tomorrows post.

If you haven’t yet, please update your bookmarks as justinsbrainpan may be leaving the internet in a few short weeks!  this site will forever then be on http://catharsisofthebogue.com!

See you tomorrow, I have gifts to finish.

-Justin

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Groundhog was wrong, It’s time for Yardwork!

Take 2.  Hopefully wordpress wont crash out on me this time.

Ok so it is not exactly time for yardwork but if it isn’t going to snow then it is time to start planning for summer!  Sorry East Coast, we have had tons on high pressure over Northern Utah this winter.  A couple of good storms early but bupkis since before Christmas.

So now it is time for us(the Mrs. that is) to start planning all of the projects I get to do over the summer.  Ok I put many of them on myself.  It was strange this morning to be outside at 24 degrees taking pictures of the yard to plan what need to be torn out or built up.

Thinking of planting a garden when there is still frost on the windshield is a bit odd as well.  I have learned in the past that if we wait to plan and prepare, there is not enough time for things to grow before the season is over.

So I sit here and while not checking my email, twitter or my page vies on here, I have been looking up growing charts, planting guides, deck building tutorials, stone column building, and mailbox building so I can have something to do over the summer. I have been researching how to make the dog quit peeing on the kids slide and I gotta say if the pee stake doesn’t work, I am going to electrify the slide.

I still have much work to do that is left over from last fall.  I was sick for the week before it snowed and is just now getting off of my lawn.  There are many leaves that are still there as well as my roses that still have leaves on them.  I was lucky that there were some strong winds that blew leaves around the bottom of the roses to keep them from freezing.  I didn’t even get the rest of the detritus out of the garden.  It is almost pathetic.

I am glad that spring is on the way though. I actually like to do yardwork.  Now I have to go draw on the pictures I took this morning and figure out how to make those drawings into reality.  I can’t wait!

If anyone wants to come over and clean up dog manure or haul dirt give me a buzz.

Until tomorrow.

Justin

Twitter and the Explosion I Didn’t Expect.

I have discovered something very strange.  In the past 2 days, my twitter followers have gone crazy.  I went from 15 or so to nearly 100, just for getting some free ebooks.

I figured I would get some spam that I could ignore or some spam that was worth reading but every few hours my email has several “&$%(” is now following you on Twitter.”  messages.  It is very interesting.  Some I follow.  Some I haven’t.  some I look and see what their last few tweets were without following.  I have found some very interesting people online.

I have read that Twitter is a great way to boost readership of your blog and such.  Are all of these people going to read MY blog just because of Twitter?  I hope so.  I want to get my readership out there.  It just blows me away how a few simple things will bring about more than I ever imagined.  Really.  It is kind of daunting and a wee bit scary to be out there in the world and not just one of the lurking wraiths.

Now we decide further where to go.  What to people really want to read?  Do I really care what people want to read and just continue to write what I want to write.  I did call my blog Catharsis of the Bogue not What do the Masses Want.  So if you are here and reading this, I will be writing about whatever fancy strikes me.

Quick side note, my 4 year old nephew has named their pony (a real live pony mind you) “Fancy Britches”.  Every time I hear the word fancy it reminds me of that.  I was reading a book about pirates called The Republic of Pirates by Colin Woodward (Amazon Link) One of the early pirate ships they renamed “Fancy” and I chuckled almost every time.

But I digress.  Also one of my favorite phrases.  So here it is, My Blog, My Rules with lots of help from genius wordpress guys (Dr. WordPress, Dave Doolin) and great writers Kelly Diels, and Josh Hanagarne.  I am going to start posting stories, you know fiction stuff.  Be prepared, not just for Boy Scouts anymore….

More to come from my brain to yours,

Justin

Get Over Here and Give Me Your Money!

You can spend less than 5 minutes on the net and fill your inbox with tons of  “click here to make millions on the internet” links.  There are so many different make money things and free reports and how to grow your readership ebooks out there that you could literally spend the rest of your life (would be short, I predict a stroke on day 4) reading nothing but how to get traffic and give things away for free.

I know every one of you reading this is nodding your head because it is true and you have done the same thing.  Many of these programs are from A-list bloggers too.  I know that is how they make their money.  It is proven to work.  Can I do it?  I don’t know if I want to get to that point.  I have gigabytes of ebooks all dedicated to this.

A question here, if the point is for these guys to make money, how can they give away so much stuff for free?  Granted, most of the money they make is from using the free stuff as a teaser and selling memberships or upgrades.  But still, there is enough free stuff to choke several small camels and still fill up pages and pages on my site.

I have 2 case studies.  I have not really done anything with these money makers yet but I want to chronicle these.  The first one I purchased several years ago in a round about way.  I saw this program either on the internet or on tv and ordered the “demo” cd-rom.  Only pay for postage order the whole thing if you want right?  Well I was wrong.  They took the shipping charge and sent me the whole kit (valued at some ridiculous price like $495).  There was a trial period and then send it back.  I called to send it back  so I wouldn’t be charged for it.  At the time I didn’t know the Marketing ploy.

You call to return the product, you get a special deal for $197, then $97, then $47, then $27, then $17!  Now this program was not bad so I ponied up the $17 and that was that.  I am sure that the program cost at least that much to make the cd’s and print the book.  I have often wondered why?  this guy was willing to get a darn near $0 return on investment so his product can be out there.  How many people take the special $97 or even $47 deal and he is ahead.

Fast forward to last week.  I was looking into a program to use affiliate links and some Resale rights stuff to be supplemental to my books I want to sell on the site.  The program was all online downloads, you guys have seen them.  Price $497 value for $97!  Not for me that time.  Try to close the window, wait special deal, $47!  Nah.  Try to close the window, $37!  This was turning into an auction, I decided to see how low it would go.  I ended up at $7.  I bought it for that and I may never use everything that is included.  For the price of a Subway sandwich and a drink, I can make money.

The really annoying thing about this site, after I had bought my basic members access, there were literally 20 pages of sales copy trying to get me to upgrade.  All of this before I even saw the program bits that I bought.  Now, there was not printing or duplicating costs with this program but there was a ton of time invested in putting all of those pages together and he was willing to get $7 for it.

The lesson that I learned from these products is have a minimum price and then jack it up 1400%.  Then don’t be afraid to drop it down to sell it.  With this model my fiction ebooks will be $130 to start.  The hard part I think is to get people to click the item initially.

How do you pick and choose what to read, keep, or get for free?  Will the book help me?  Will I actually read it? Why is this person giving me a free book?  It is all to make cash somewhere.  I am not going to be running things like that though.  I will start with a cheap price that will go up to a static price after X amount of books are sold.  And I am going with the paypal buttons to start.  Way too much time wasted messing with the shopping cart program right now.  Thanks for all of your input on that.

I would love to hear your thoughts in the comments!  Also, my first Newsletter will be going out on St. Patricks Day, Sign up here!

Until Later!

Justin

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