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I Stinkius…

Before the meat of this story, This will be my 100th post on this site!  I am excited.  It is ok.  you can sit down and stop the fanfare.

Now,

I was training with my kettlebells the other day.  After I had finished, I picked my lungs up from the floor and headed to the shower.  That is where the title of this post hit me.

I, Stinkius, of the most sweaty and foul

do hereby declare mandatory bathing for all of the subjects in the realm.

At the outset of the kettlebell manifesto and implementation,

The de-stinky proclamation will be enforced.

This will include all members of the Empire from the oldest, (me) to the not yet born.  Your time will come.

Wherefore the decree will state that only through the act of becoming Stinkius will the kettlebell or the punching bag be effective to long term health, but the immediate implementation of the De-Stinky proclamation will be required.

Just something silly for Friday. It is snowing here in Salt Lake.  Head outside if you can!

Tomorrow is Fiction Saturday!  It was scheduled to be the end of Jackson Malone, but will it be???  I don’t even know.  I do know that the ebook that was going to accompany the finale will not be available until May 15th.

Due to some feedback and arm twisting by that evil mastermind Carlos over at Conscious Me, (who i am quite convinced is trying to take over the Blogistan (watch out Dave Doolin)) I am rewriting Jackson Malone for the ebook.  It is going to end up at novella length at this point, and there will probably be other stories starring him later.

So, tomorrow, Jackson Malone!  The end?  Maybe.  Ebook on May 15th.

Chime in if you will!

Justin

Becca J. Campbell and churning out fiction.

Hey folks.  If you have seen some of my reviews on here, they seem to have a lean towards my friend Becca J Campbell. Click on her name to go to her blog.

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It is no secret that I am a fan of her fiction.  She writes very interesting characters who don’t kill everyone like most of my characters seem to do.  She has some stories that push the limits of reality like Foreign Identity.  (That link goes to my review).  Her current story is no different, it pushes reality in a cool almost-the-future-but-not-quite, human-interest, love-story, adventure way.

I wrote a review of her last short story Not the Norm (again click for the link), and said that it needed more to the story and more to the world.

Well, now there is.  Unmasked Alloy is the next installment is what I am perceiving as a serial fiction series.  Much in the “feel” of old time radio, this story gives you a sense of a self contained episode in the greater overall story.

Now, before I go any further, I have to pacify the governmental types, I received an advanced copy of this book to review, at no charge.  I am sure that she would prefer a positive review (it is) but it will be honest at any rate.

So, Unmasked Alloy is a story set in the world created in Not the Norm.  It is months later, and leaves me wondering not only what is going to happen moving forward, but what has happened to this point.

There are new characters who can play with fire and another who really could be part cyborg, think Terminator 2.  This story, while not long, does not want for lack of action.  It hits right off and keeps going until the end when you want to say, “What?!?! That’s it??!?!”  Yes, I was not excited to get to the “Tweet that you finished this book” page on my kindle.

So, in conclusion, do yourself a favor and get in on this series.  Not the Norm is at Amazon and Goodreads, with those links, and the new one, Unmasked Alloy, is on Amazon and Goodreads with those links.

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Fiction Saturday 2! Jackson Malone part 3

If you haven’t read part 1 yet,

Or even Part 2, this will make next to no sense.

When we left our Story last time:

… I would have thought him asleep if not for the pool of blood he was lying in.  I turned him over and saw the ragged holes in his chest.  Placed just the way they had taught us to shoot at the Academy.  I vaguely remembered someone rushing me with a knife.  Had I shot him?  I may have.

I smelled my fingers.  Cordite.  The smell of burnt gunpowder was in the air. I had recently fired my gun that was now missing.  I looked down at my clothes.  My uniform was unrecognizable.  It was torn to shreds and all emblems had been ripped off.  No one could ever know me as a cop.

And we join the story, already in progress…

I could hear sirens wailing in the distance and getting closer.  I had to decide what to do quickly.  I could be linked to the case even if I ran; if it had been my gun that had shot him.  All of the firearms in the department had ballistics records on them.  They were sure to check.  Even if I found all of the bullets they would suspect a cop.  They knew how to cover their track.  I thought my best course of action would be to cry self defense and stay and wait for my brothers in blue to come.  I sat down hard on the cement next to the body.

I never was exonerated.  There was no proof of anything but the fact my gun had killed the man.  I couldn’t prove self-defense.  I couldn’t prove anything.  I was fired immediately. Kicked off of the force never to return.  At least I didn’t have to go to jail.  I know what they do to cops in jail.

I snapped out of my revelry and back to the present.  I got moving fast.  I flipped the cap on my lighter dropping it into my pocket, and moved quickly toward the glowing outline of the door, exiting back into the overcast sunshine of the alley.

My gun disappeared back into it’s holster as I exited the alley, turned right and walked quickly down the street towards a diner I had passed earlier.  The sirens had almost arrived at the warehouse as I ducked inside “Vic’s”.

I sat at the counter and ordered coffee trying to pick up something, some clue from the warehouse.  Then it hit me.  The guy I had shot said “He dead across the street.” Before he began blasting away.  Why was that so important?  I finished my coffee and left Vic’s, walking fast to avoid the police that were milling around the warehouse.

My next stop was the library.  I went directly to the newspaper archives and dug around looking for the news account of the murder.  Across the street was the key.  I knew it.  I perused articles about the murder until I found it.  Moran was not killed in the fire, but in the house across the street from the warehouse.  I headed there next.

As I arrived I saw that a small brick house that sat on a large lot directly across the street from the warehouse.  This was the murder scene, the place where Nelson Moran was killed.  Why had I not thought of that before?  I must have heard it somewhere.

The house was still covered in yellow crime scene tape and discarded coffee cups when I started up the front walk.  I  noted a rusting realty sign that hung from a bent metal stand.  As I approached the porch and ducked the crime scene tape, a young officer emerged from the front door.  “Area’s off limits buddy.  Move along.”  He told me in a bored voice.  He didn’t want to be here either.

“Relax.” I said as I displayed my Private Investigators badge.  “I’m here working for the family.  I just want to look around.”  “I dunno.  I’m not supposed to let anyone in here without permission.  We are working on this case.”  “I understand, but the family has asked me to take a look around.  C’mon I know you are bored.  We can look together.  I won’t even touch anything.”  “Okay, “ he finally relented, “Just for a few minutes.”  “That’s all I’ll need.” I told him as I mounted the steps and followed him inside.

I crossed the threshold and motioned for the officer to be quiet.  I needed to think, to hear what the house could tell me.  This house had been unoccupied but partially furnished by the Realtor who was trying to sell the house.  I could hear the canned laughter of a television program playing in another room, where the officer must have been “watching” the place.

I entered a small hallway with worn linoleum on the floor and noticed the smell.  It was the same stench of unwashed bodies that permeated the warehouse across the street.  The homeless must have lived here also.  That is probably why Nelson Moran was here that unfortunate night.

I turned left and entered a living room that was dominated by a huge bay window.  This window took up most of the north wall.  I walked over to the window and looked out.  This was a perfect view of the warehouse across the street.  An arsonist may have liked this view as his handiwork burned.  But I was not on that case.  This room had been lived in, the carpet worn thin in several spots, but it was relatively clean.  Not exactly brimming over with clues.

If I didn’t find something, this case would be over.

Join us again next week for the next chapter of Jackson Malone!

And if you liked this story you may enjoy Death With A Vengeance, my previous Fiction Saturday story, available here as an e-book!Thanks for reading, see you next week

-Justin

Fiction Saturday 3! The Man With the Hazy Suit Part 3!

**Hey folks this is a reprint of part 3 of The Man With the Hazy Suit that origonally ran on May22, 2010.  I have been few and far between regular posts this summer, and that is the same thing that has killed some of my favorite TV shows, like Alias.  So I am going to rerun the whole story and finish it strong!  Thanks for reading for the first time or rereading if you have been here before.  The Choose your own adventure aspect is not available anymore.**

Hello!  Welcome to another exciting edition of Fiction Saturday.  I hope you had a good week and are ready for more mystery and intrigue.

I do have to say, I am a little disappointed in the results of the choose the story poll from last week.  As a result of that poll, I am going to do what the readers have voted on and continue the story from Aaron’s notebooks.

I am still working on the next fork but it may be the last one.  I will see how it goes.  Fiction Saturday will endure though!

So after that long introduction, here is Fiction Saturday 3, The Man With the Hazy Suit Part 3!

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Catch up here!

Part 1

Part 2

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When we left our story last time:
“Ok.” Said the older one again. “We just have to ask, you understand. We know he was pretty rough on you. Do you know anyone else who may have wanted him dead?” “Take your pick” I said. “He beat everyone I knew in that house.” They thanked me and started off. Each of them produced a business card at the door. “If you think of anything else that may help, please call.” The younger man said with a smile. I took the cards. “Thank you.” I said lamely as I held the door for them and they exited.

“Damn” I thought. How many times did I wish that son of a bitch dead. I didn’t have the nerve for it of course. I went back to the kitchen and looked at the cards. Sergeant Stebbins and Patrolman Tompson. Hmm. I threw the cards on the counter and went back to the radio.

And now we join our story already in progress:

I sat the legal pad down and reached for my cooling coffee.  I could remember that day.  How ironic was it that I was the junior detective that day and now I am trying to make heads or tails of what is going on.  Was there anything that I could have done differently that may have made a difference in this guy’s life?  Maybe not.  I picked the pad back up and read some more.

All of the next day I thought about Mr. Chan. I really was not upset that he was dead.   I didn’t have anything to do with it so why were the cops there?  I knew it was just their job and I was a lead.  Glad it didn’t lead to anything more.

I had to get to work.  I showered and dressed quickly not wanting to be late again.  I made it just in time, but I wasn’t a very good employee that day.   That entire shift I had flashes of Mr. Chan screaming.  And burning.  Oh the burning.  I couldn’t figure it out, so I just went back to work.

Later that night I made it home around 12:45 and fell into my bed fully clothed.  I was exhausted.  I had eaten at the Taco Barn and was now fighting indigestion as well as exhaustion.  I gave up altogether and slept.   I fell asleep before I even remembered to turn off the light in the entryway.

That night I had a nightmare.  I dreamed that, well, things were not quite right with the world.  I was following a man down the street.  I never saw his face but he reminded me of, me.  One of the most interesting things about him was his suit.  It looked like a dark business suit but it had a…hazy look to it, like there was a nimbus around the man.

The man in the hazy suit walked down the street with the red plastic gas can in his hand.  For some reason he slowed and then stopped next to a small blue sedan.  There was something wrong with this car.  He stood there for a long minute.

In that moment he was perfectly still.  He just waited like a statue in the park.  The day faded to twilight and still the man stood.  Eventually he was approached by 2 women he did not seem to recognize.  They must have been students at the University by the books in their hands, even if their hair color spoke of costume parties.

The man in the hazy suit didn’t pay any attention to the students.   He continued to stare at the air above the car, trying to catch…something that was there but not quite available.

The students were asking if he was ok when the man spun in a flash catching the first student in the head with a hammer.  The student went down in a heap.  The second turned to run but the man in the hazy suit was faster.  He hit her as well and she went down.  I screamed and screamed but it did as much good as yelling at the television.

The man then sat down his gas can and dragged the girls underneath the car.  He didn’t struggle with them.  He didn’t change expressions.  He just did his work.  I could almost feel joy and excitement coming from him.  He picked up his gas can and opened the spout.  I could feel exhilaration as he poured gas over the car and under it.  He placed the empty can on top of the car, stepped back and pulled matches from his pocket.  I could feel an almost sexual joy as he tossed the match onto the car.

The car burst into flames.  The man in the hazy suit stood and watched for a few moments before turning and walking calmly towards the University.

I woke up in a cold sweat.   That had seemed way too real.  I had only a few minutes before the alarm was to go off anyway so I got up and washed my face.  I stared at myself in the mirror.  “What a dream” I thought.  I headed into my bedroom and went to take off my Taco Barn uniform.  I wasn’t wearing it anymore.  I also realized that the hallway light was off.  When had I done that?

It didn’t matter.   I got ready for work at the Bagel Hut.  I flipped on the radio as I dressed.  After some chatter and worn out banter by the DJ’s they began to read news.  I had just picked up my Taco Barn uniform and I stopped at what I heard.  “…girls under the car and then the car set on fire.  No details have come out yet but it looks like murder.  I’m surprised no one saw this happen”  I did.  It may have been a dream but I saw it happen.  What could I do about it though?

Nothing I decided, just a strange coincidence.  Maybe I was psychic like on some of those TV shows.  Maybe I could be that detective who saw things before they happened and could fix them.  Maybe I was just losing my mind.  I held a strong possibility for the latter because I had convinced myself that I could smell gas on my Taco Barn uniform as I dropped it into the hamper.  Foolishness.

I went to work still pondering the dream.

That’s all today!

Join us next week for more from The man With the Hazy Suit!

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